What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Goldfinger

Octopussy